Happy new year, everyone, and welcome to another year of aspirational Luton living. To ease you into 2014 (and back into work, for those who are), Yoga World & Pesto presents the first part of my round-up of Luton-found signs. First up, it’s the Luton News, who prove time and again that no news really can be good news. Enjoy!

Get ready.

Punctuation saves lives.

Best headline ever from pre-2013.

Rhetorical question mark of doom.

More good times.

Heart-warming local news.

More September 4 news.

Hmm.